whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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My tractor broke down.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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