Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

what do u call a black man a black man

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

wood cant chuck wood

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

WNBA

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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