- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Samantha

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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