What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

fack me!

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

drake

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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