This is not an anti joke.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

The Holocaust.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Yo mamas so fat

Welcome to die!

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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