- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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