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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Nicolas Cage

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Women.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.