roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Chicken penis.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Anti Joke

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