Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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A: B: No pun intended.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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