What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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hi to the world fromthe world

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Woman's Rights

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Well educated black man.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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this girl died

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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