Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Anti Joke

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