Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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This one sucks!

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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GINGER PEOPLE

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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