- Anti Joke

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

dead battery come on down

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .