What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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WNBA

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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