A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

dead battery come on down

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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