What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

The Game.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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