- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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