Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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96

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Anti Joke

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