What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Stephen Walking.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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