I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Heartlight

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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