I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Spotto

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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