- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

i like tits

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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