- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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