Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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whats black? a black man

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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since when?

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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