Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Snarf Nuggets

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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