How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Fiats

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Black History Month

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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