A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

I never asked for this.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

pickle juice?

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