Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

hi

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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