- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

An English man walks into a pub.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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