Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Spread the net.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Ebola

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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