who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Women's rights.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Yes.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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