- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

i cant think of one.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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