It smells like triangles in here.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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