What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Your mom is fat

One time I masturbated by myself

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Mmmmmmmmbutch

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Punch line.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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