what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

my friend is gay hes gay

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Wy did the chicken?

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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