Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Women.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Win and Beau have no friends

Gianni

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Nicolas Cage

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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