- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Black people

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

knock knock ... no one was in

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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