- Anti Joke

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.