- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

The WNBA.

No.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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