Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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lol

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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