Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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agp

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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yeah..

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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