what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Jews.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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