What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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JFK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Anti Joke

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