What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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