what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Flop dog

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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