- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

Your mom walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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