how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Anti Joke

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