Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

thumb_up thumb_down -38

your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

thumb_up thumb_down -42

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

thumb_up thumb_down -110

There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

why did the internet crash? it didn't

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

who drinks pee? katness

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo momma is SO black.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

thumb_up thumb_down -55

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops