What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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