Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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British Dentistry

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