A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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9/11

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a man died

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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