What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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knock knock whos there not me

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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