Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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a man died

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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