Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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lol

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Hi

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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