What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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obamas trench

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Racial Equality.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Anti Joke

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