a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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obamas trench

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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yeah..

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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9/11

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Barack Obama.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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