Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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wat?

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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