What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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a man died

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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wat?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Hello penis

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Hi

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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agp

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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