Once upon a time, your face.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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lol

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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agp

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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