What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

Hello penis

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

agp

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

9/11

A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...