Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hello penis

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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