How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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wat?

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Anti Joke

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