- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

British Dentistry

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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