whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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9/11

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Barack Obama.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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