My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Paige

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

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