Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Penis.

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A woman's opinion

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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hey

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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^that joke's not funny

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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